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romance, passion, and a murder most foul

Hello strangers, my name is Raeann, and I love to write phan fiction and cry, read phan fiction and cry, and reblog funny things.

If you do not enjoy gore or creepy gifs, blacklist the tag "horror" for that is what I tag my horror gif under :)

September 02nd 2014

Does It Happen To You? 2

mermaidstailonmyface:

  “Dan lets play a game!” Phil basically shouted at me, grabbing my hand and pulling me up the stairs to my room. He definitely had run of the house at the moment. It was about 7.30pm or so, and I’d been put in charge. Well, so I told Phil. I was older than him so therefore I should be the authority figure, right? Nevertheless both of our parents had gone out on a ‘date’ and we’d been trusted to look after ourselves. Which was essentially me making sure Phil didn’t wreck the place. He wasn’t that bad, really, but I had just shared my secret stash of lollies with him so he was on a bit of a sugar rush. Hence the shouting and running and tugging and gleeful hysteria. 

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September 02nd 2014

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

September 01st 2014
dan and phil's wedding song would be Tifa's Theme (Piano Version) from the Final Fantasy 7 soundtrack. aka the background and ending music to the video-that-shall-not-be-named.
asked by Anonymous

emejig16:

Maybe that could be down the aisle song?

I thought it was interrupted by fireworks for that

It is interrupted by fireworks :) I love that song

September 01st 2014

emejig16:

Okay guys I need some help/suggestions

What song are Dan and Phil going to dance to for their first dance on the night of their wedding?

Inseparable by Alex goot (acoustic version)

September 01st 2014

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it
  • snap elastics everyday

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

Sexy af that’s an advantage

September 01st 2014

bbkeaterpan:

I hope you all go to a concert and your fav looks straight into your eyes and smiles

HE DID

September 01st 2014

danisnotlikingvagina:

Hey guys :3 I was wondering if yall could nominate me in the phanfic awards??? 

I would REALLLYYY appreciate it <3 

Tainted Minds" for best angst

You’re mine" for best hardcore smut

Thank you SO much if you do <3 <3

Please? <3

September 01st 2014

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

September 01st 2014

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

I don’t know one person who has said that

September 01st 2014