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romance, passion, and a murder most foul

Hello strangers, my name is Raeann, and I love to write phan fiction and cry, read phan fiction and cry, and reblog funny things.

If you do not enjoy gore or creepy gifs, blacklist the tag "horror" for that is what I tag my horror gif under :)

August 30th 2014
August 30th 2014

mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

August 30th 2014

dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

August 30th 2014
August 29th 2014

feaqu:

i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT

August 29th 2014

youre-the-dan-to-my-phil:

blessyouhowell:

it’s almost time for philisnotonfire 6

IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR PHILISNOTONFIRE 6 

IT IS ALMOST TIME FOR PHILISNOTONFIRE 6 

F UCK

August 29th 2014

I’ve gotten so fucking fat

August 29th 2014

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

August 29th 2014

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

Holy shit

August 28th 2014

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do